rude guy

I was on my way to Equinox yesterday morning, trying to eat fruit & not drop any of my bags while speed-walking, when I saw this guy. He was singing along to himself arrythmically & out-of-tunefully so I thought maybe he was retarded. But no, he was just a jerk. As I passed him he yelled out, loud & clear, "Shake it but don't break it! 'Cause it took yo momma 9 months to make it!" & then he made some comments about my ass. Ick.